September 2011
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You can't unpour liquor
into my soda.
I have to drink it this way.
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I've only interfered with a hook-up twice,
but drunkenly looking back, I’ve gotta say
WORTH IT.
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A blue shark was found in the woods outside a small New Hampshire town — dead....
– I bet he wished he could fly.
Because sometimes wishes come true.
(via wnycradiolab)
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You can never correct your work well until you have forgotten it.
– Voltaire (via writingadvice)
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I can remember
the exact moment
any guy has stopped
liking me
which is about 40 moments
after I stopped
liking them.
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